Governor Perry, I am experiencing mid-cycle cramping. Is this a punishment from god for not getting pregnant this month?
There’s just one small caveat: it might destroy our entire species. As we retreat further and further into our own heads, neglecting personal relationships that are so much harder to maintain in the flesh than on Facebook, we may lose sight of sex entirely.
What Facebook hasn’t stuffed into its maw by its own will, it’s given developers plenty of incentive to do so themselves. The consequence? Over a decade after the web portal stopped making sense, Facebook is trying to assemble itself, like some ill-conceived Voltron, into the next.
I am interested to see what might rise from Facebook’s ashes.